SOD

"What are you looking at?"

"Your order pad from work."

"You don't know what any of it means."

"I think I can figure out what mash means."

"OK, smart ass, what does SOD mean?"

"Son of a bitch."

"SOD"

"Oh. (pauses to think) Side of dicks."

"Yes, honey, we serve the retirement community a side of dicks."