No one will ever say "it's too soon."

OK, OK, OK...I don't normally do the whole, follow this link, then this link, then comment here, stand on your head, and watch this video thing, but holy mother of shit this is funny. I will start from the beginning.

On Follow Friday (or Follow me Friday or something...I don't do Twitter trends) someone linked to this Twitter account: http://twitter.com/Helen_Keller

I laughed for, approximately, ever. Normally I would never ever find this funny, but something about it made me laugh so hard I peed a little. And I didn't even feel guilty.

Dear Hell,

Just making sure I still have that room reserved.

Kisses!

Erratic.

So, then Comedy Central pulls out this tid bit of awesomeness: http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/06/03/10-most-inappropriate-helen-keller-items-on-the-web/

I died a little inside and was reborn even more evil. I. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

Admittedly, though, I laughed for like an hour the first time I got Rickrolled.

Haha. I just Rickrolled myself to get the link and laughed.

I should probably upgrade to the Satan Suite with the attached padded room.