You guys, something has been bothering me. And I have no one to talk about it with. It involves confessing a weakness of mine I am not sure I am ready to confess.
Here I go. I watch The Voice. THERE. I said it. Judge away. I'll give you a moment to laugh and point.
So, here is what is bothering me. I hope that at least one of you watches this show and can discuss this with me because I need someone to say, yes, Erratic, I have noticed this too and find it really fucking weird.
Cee Lo's arms. WHY ARE THEY SO SHORT. He is like a T-Rex. They are the shortest arms I have ever seen. I feel like he would be unable to reach anything. Ever. I picture him standing there trying to reach something right in front of him, but he can't, because HE HAS THE TINIEST ARMS I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Also, what the fuck was with Ellen Owen? Why didn't they go by Ellen and Owen? Was that weird to anyone else? I mean, not as weird as Cee Lo's arms, but still.
HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK THESE ARMS ARE THE TINIEST ARMS EVER?
It bothers me to the point that it is hard for me to watch when the camera is on him. I know, I know, I am the one with the problem. What is so totally ironic about this is that one of my supervisors at work used to call me T-Rex because my arms are so short. Paired next to someone my height, they usually have about 6 inches on me in arm length. But, dude...nothing like this. NOTHING LIKE THIS.
But, if it is like this, please tell me. I will get an arm implant. Or something.
I really like this show, though. And I don't know why. Please tell me that at least one of you likes it too....
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I watch the show too. I too am disturbed by the baby arms. I can't help but wonder how he uses the bathroom!
You know those extendible clamps people use to change light bulbs on ceiling fixtures...I am going to go with that. Or he is so rich, he pays someone to wipe his ass.
Regardless...his tiny arms are baffling.
Krackle and I both watch. And I totally agree with the weirdness of his arm length. Mr. Big Jed asked if he was a dwarf when he saw him sitting down. It's just really unnatural. I really like his music, but..... I don't want to look at his arms.
Ugh, I was actually watching last night's episode when I read this and was thoroughly creeped out the rest of the episode. His arms really are creepy short!!!
Ellenowen was bizarre too. I loved them and their harmony, but c'mon, you're not actually one person!
That being said, I think the show is awesome - full of positivity and great singers...not making fun of poor wannabes like American idol.
Cee Lo has little arms but I am able to over look it because I love him.
I wonder if it's a form of dwarfism? Anyone know?
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