Tuesday, May 31, 2011

She's Alive! She's Alive!

I would just like to start by saying hi. I love you guys.  And I am really, really sorry I have failed at being a blogger these last few weeks. I feel like everything I have to say I have beat to death. And then some. I don't feel challenged at my job. I want to do something new. My job has health insurance and pays better than anything I can find. I feel like I can't leave. Whine, whine, whine. You have all heard it before.

So, I will just give you a quick update on what has been going down around here.

NCH is finally normal, although I may have gotten him accidentally drunk yesterday. I broke a bottle of beer and some of it got in the animals water bowl. Whoops! I am a terrible parent.

We had a huge cookout yesterday for Memorial Day and it was amazing. We smoked a bunch of meat and got to hang out with friends. I miss my friends. People that I talked to almost every single day sometimes feel like strangers to me. That is, until I spend an entire afternoon with them laughing and getting the meat sweats. Then I remember that this is why we are so close. At one point, the talk turned to babies and the preggers Big Jed mouthed to me, "I am pregnant and I still don't want to talk about kids." I laughed SO HARD. I love her.

I am trying to raise money to get Cee Lo an arm extension. I don't even know if this is a thing.

I got my hair did! I got bright red highlights. I love them. Love, love, love them. I feel so punk rock. Ha! I am so not punk rock. I just needed something different. I will post a picture when I get around to taking a picture. My mother is hounding me too.

Did anyone see Lady Gaga on Saturday Night Live? I love "Born This Way" because it is an amazing message in a time where I think teens need to hear it. However...that bitch is CRAZY. Seriously, when she is on the television, I am mesmerized by her in a not very complimentary way. My face looks something like this:

Doesn't my hair look good? Ha! 

So, in summary...I miss you guys. And I promise I am coming back. But, for now, I am here and alive and thinking about all of you and how disconnected I feel from everyone right now. The only person who can change that is me.

What is going on with all of you? Other than EVERYONE IS HAVING BABIES!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Anything else new?


Bradshaw said...

Being that my lack of posting makes it impossible for me to give you shit, I'll just say I'm glad to read something you wrote again! I always read, suck at commenting, you know the drill. :) I miss you, my friend.

Erratic said...

Miss you too! I am just as bad. I need to start commenting...that is sort of how this thing works, right? At least I am not failing alone!

Hope everything is well with you...so happy the new blog is taking off, btw. I have been reading it too, despite not watching a single game of hockey.

Big Jed said...

FINALLY!!! I have been waiting for a new post for FOREVER. You do not disappoint.

It was good to hang out, sweat meat, and not talk about kids. Even though there was one there. She's a special case, though. Sorry I almost threw up on your deck.

Josey said...

LOL, I can't stand constant baby talk either. It's one of the main reasons I'm still holding off on telling ppl about us.

Cee Lo... his arms still creep me out. Thanks for making me focus on that every time I watch his show now. :P

Good luck with the job shit. I hear ya on the dissatisfaction front.