Erratic: Never have I ever needed anything more than I need this.

All Up In My Shit

"This blog is like you, it is dark enough, but it still has a little bit of life left in it." ~Big Jed

I just graduated from culinary school and am working my ass off to become a chef. I love every second of it.

I have a dog, Short Dog, and a cat, Neil Catrick Harris. I can't not mention Kobi, who passed away in 2011. He will always be my first doggy love.

And a boyfriend. We'll call him the boy.

I listen to music that requires you wear a trench coat and eyeliner. I prefer sports bras and non-slip shoes.

I live in Ohio. Ohio is flat. That is all you will ever need to know about Ohio.

I enjoy alcoholic beverages, sarcasm, and especially the combination of the two.

I read books about dragons and other shit that I wish was real.

This is the closest thing to an About Me I will probably ever write: http://erratictheblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/about-me.html.

If you want to know anything else, maybe you should stop stalking me and get a hobby. Seriously.

Or you can continue stalking by contacting me at:

erratictheblog@gmail.com