Monday, April 4, 2011

Motivational Letter

Dear Me,

Please stop being an unproductive ass hole. This includes the following:

Watching the entire season of The Big Bang Theory

Watching epic mealtime on You Tube

Eating your body weight in Twizzlers

Napping

Reading Harry Potter for the seven millionth time

You are allowed to:

Do your mother fucking taxes

Exercise

Clean things

Walk the animals. Except the cat. That will end poorly.

That is all.

Love,
Me

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