For the record, this was the first time I have ever worked with coworker #1.
Coworker #1: I can't wait to go home and have sex on my couch.
Crickets chirping. Wide eyed staring.
Coworker #1: I mean, I'm married. I'm not a whore.
Erratic: I did not think you were a whore.
Coworker #1: Oh, you just looked really shocked.
Coworker #2: I think it was more the giant over sharing that shocked us.
About an hour later...
Coworker #1: I am having people over on Saturday if you want to come.
Erratic: No thanks.
Coworker #1: Oh, do you have plans.
Erratic: Nope.
Coworker #1: Then why don't you want to come?
Erratic: I don't want to stand all night.
Coworker #1: What? Why would you have to stand?
Coworker #2: She doesn't want to sit on your sex couch.
Coworker #1: I have other chairs! And we cover it with a blanket! It's suede, it would stain.
Erratic: You're doing that over sharing thing again.
Friday, October 1, 2010
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Well at least she's looking out for her suede.
So, I have never deleted a comment before and will only in these situations, but some guy posted a comment that link backed to his blog because he wanted money. So, if you read it, I don't care that he said my blog was like pleasuring himself with sandpaper. I just didn't want him to profit off of my readers clicking on the link.
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