The VERY first thing we need to talk about is how I spelled "lose" "loose" in the last post. Seriously, this is not something I do. And when I went back and reread it, I twitched a little. I have stopped reading blogs for repeated misspellings like that. So, I apologize. I am leaving it as a reminder of my own personal shame and failure.
The VERY second thing we need to talk about is how I am a redneck. WORD. I am super excited and have my first meeting tomorrow and kind of want to do cartwheels and skip and be all child-like giddy. Instead the boy took me out to dinner and I drank beer.
The rest of it was all thought out in my head and I was witty and interesting and you all would have been like, wow, best post ever. Then I drank beer and came home and took a shower and sat down and my brain completely shut off. There was something about a car and my feet and maybe how my hands are developing weird callouses. Hilarious shit. I'll let you use your imagination.
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I remember when you sorta kinda disliked them thar rednecks. You know, the ones you had to talk to on the phone? But... that is the past now and BTW the last anonymous post wasn't me yo. It was the other person who left you a voice mail and you never called back. He is no longer a comment virgin!
I fail at returning voice mails. I LOVE YOU OTHER ANONYMOUS POSTER WITH TWO D'S IN HIS NAME.
I will do better. Maybe tomorrow?
Hey, I wasn't going to say anything about the typo. Because I'm nice. Or something like that.
I'm also still very excited for your votage into redneckdom. Yep, that's two made up words in one sentence. Be proud.
CONGRATS ON BEING A REDNECK. Seriously though, never thought I would say that to you. Never.
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