Big Jed and I frequently get into these really, really random text message conversations. Tonight was no different. The beginning is in reference to a hose nozzle I found in my basement that I thought she would want.
Erratic: I have been playing with it. It is kind of bad ass for a nozzle.
Big Jed: Please continue to play with my nozzle.
Erratic: hahahahahahahaha dirrrrty.
Big Jed: My nozzle also has six settings.
Erratic: That is awesome. Do you have a drizzle setting?
Big Jed: Wahahahaha! It does...when I think of you, I drizzle.
Erratic. LMFAO. Awesome. I just upgraded my soaker setting.
Big Jed: Hahada my new laugh. I love dirty nozzle humor. I am all art just thinking about it.
Erratic: All art????????? This is the best fucked up phone convo ever.
Big Jed: I just snorted. Cunt rag twat plug. I meant wet not art. I love drugs. I may take more. (In reference to allergy meds)
Erratic: When in doubt....medicate. Cooter catcher.
Big Jed: Cooooooter. I like to say it like that. Cooooooter.
Erratic: Can't stop laughing. Twat.
Big Jed: Twaaaaaaaat...Helen Keller style dude.
Erratic: Gooob
Big Jed: Flaaaaaaaaarby floooooo
Erratic: Kaaaaaaaaarg jook
Big Jed: Snaaaaaaaar
Erratic: Tooooooomeeeee
Big Jed: Preeeeeeeeet
Erratic: Booooooorg
Big Jed: Ruuuuuuur
Erratic: Bagooooof
Big Jed: Shnaaaaarb
Erratic: Cartooooooooooooooch
Big Jed: Doooooooot
Erratic: Jarbeeeen
Big Jed: Herfooooong
Erratic: Waaaaaabveeeee
Big Jed: Yerrrrrrf
Erratic: I just typed this entire conversation on my blog.
Big Jed: This might be one of our finer moments.
Erratic: Our finest.
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