Blow up Doll Anyone?

This weekend there is a community festival in town that I have never been to. Hannah Montana asked me if I was going and I said I wasn't sure, what was it like? At almost exactly that time, the radio mentioned (jokingly) that there was an acid tent. I said, oh, one of those festivals. About an hour later, the following IM occurred. I only changed the names.

Hannah Montana:
oh, I get it. . .you can be Debby Downer to me anytime you need to be
wow, that can be taken more than one way, huh
That will be the doll's name
Mine will be Acid Amy

Erratic:
lmao
Debby Downer and Acid Amy go to the Zoo!

Hannah Montana:
See Spot run

Erratic:
we can write an entire series of books
for kids

Hannah Montana:
. . ohhhh, seeee the spots

Erratic:
it will be awesome

Hannah Montana:
I am writing my resignation letter now

Erratic:
sweet.
will you photo copy it and cross out your name and put in mine?
then I don't have to write one too

Hannah Montana:
sure
i keep picturing blow up people on a string like a balloon floating around the festival

Erratic:
I am pretty sure you won't be the only one there picturing that....

Hannah Montana:
or seeing it

Erratic:
omg. we should totally fill blow up dolls with helium and then hand them out to small children.
wow.
I mean, not the ones that are gross
the funny ones
like you get at spencers
also, I just suggested corrupting the youth of the entire city.
I might be a bad person.

Hannah Montana:
YOU COULD SELL THEM FOR A FORTUNE THERE
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DRUNKS WOULD BUY THEM

Erratic:
If I was drunk, I would totally buy them.
I would think it was the funniest thing ever.

Hannah Montana:
it is funny
isn't it?

Erratic:
I think so...
we could poll the office

Hannah Montana:
no, they are not as funny as we are. .
they would not understand.