Please stop humping your brother.

I am having dog behavioral issues. Since the incident we will refer to as "holy crap, I missed a lot of work" the boy has been coming over almost everyday to walk the dogs. I know, isn't he sweet? This has created this sort of manic behaviour in devil dog. I started to really notice it over the weekend. I am almost embarrassed to say it. Here goes...the short one, the one whose name I cannot even say in shame...has begun humping his brothers head. And side. And rear. And leg. And head again. It is a giant dog porn in my house. Constantly.

I know that it is a way for dogs to assert their dominance. I know all the "real" reasons he is doing it. But, in my head, while watching it unfold and screaming "stop humping your brother" I cannot wrap my head around the fact that the behavior may be justified. All I see is dog humping.

I started thinking...and it only happens when the boy is here. Either he is some sort of canine aphrodisiac or Devil Dog is threatened by his increasing presence. And the boy does let them get away with murder. Is it possible this is some sort of pack animal behavior? Some way for Devil Dog to assert his role as second in command? I don't know. I don't do doggie psychology. And I don't do doggie humping. Or other gross doggie behaviors that should be done while I am not in the room.

I realize they are animals, but, seriously, lick your wang elsewhere. Which brings me to this the photo below; horrifying or hilarious? I can't decide.