Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sometimes I wonder why anyone still talks to me.

Hi fellow bloggers. I have a question. About ads. I have no intention of putting ads on this blog unless someone is like, YOU WILL MAKE A MILLION BAZILLION DOLLARS. Then, well, that's a lot of money.

I just don't, I don't know. I mean, I read everything in google reader, so it affects me not at all. I never go to actual blogs unless I am commenting. In fact, I read most blogs from my phone, which does not allow me to comment without standing on my head and doing the hokey pokey. This, by the way, is why I never comment anymore. Blame the Droid, man. Blame the Droid. I still love you all more than life, I just fail at expressing this in any way that is tangible. I am a total ass hole.

I know that a lot of people hate ads and liken it to selling out. Again, I care not. Ads, no ads, I never see the difference. The ONLY thing that pisses me off is when you only allow a blurb of your blog on readers so that I have to go to your blog to read the whole post. I will stop reading. Seriously. We have already established I am an ass hole. I am also a busy ass hole. I don't have time to physically go to the blogs that I follow. There are, maybe, 10 people I love enough to go through this for. You know who you are.

Having said that, are ads really the root of all evil? Do you really make any money? Does anyone who reads this blog actually have ads and care? Am I the only person who doesn't get all this drama? OK, yes, if you are Dooce, I get it. Frankly, I am grateful when I look at my stats and see that one person read my blog. I can't even imagine the pressure and stress of her life. She deserves the ads.

And maybe everyone else deserves them too. I just really need someone to explain all the drama around ads and why it is there and if you make money and, please, just hold my hand and try not to talk down to me because I know that this is obvious and I am being lazy by not doing research. Also, that was the biggest run on sentence in the history of life.

And? I am still peeling from that sunburn forever ago and I am pretty sure I have leprosy.

Does anyone else feel like someone is slipping me speed? Because if you are not reading my last few blog posts at least as fast as this guy talks, you are not even near the speed my brain is working lately. I need medication.


Big Jed said...

I have no real comment about ads. Because the only reason I read any blog at all is because of you and I don't really know about the blogger world. You are also the reason that I am addicted to several tv shows, but that's not the point.

I would, however, like to comment on how much speed you have been ingesting lately. And yes, I read your blog as fast as I know you are thinking. Which is psychotic, but hey..... Crazy lives. I love riding the Crazy Train.

Bradshaw said...

Thoughts about ads? I have none. I always click to a blog from my blogger dashboard, actually (I like people's backgrounds), so I'd see them, but I don't like or dislike them. I nothing them.

But! I like you. And now I know why your comments are nonexistent. Glad to know you're still lurking back there in the shadows. The speedy shadows, but the shadows nonetheless.