Today, I had one of those days that can only be described as a technology orgasm. I toured a company who had the most technologically advanced setup I literally wanted to hump a mainframe. I mean, seriously. IT WAS FUCKING HOT.
This company had their collective shit together. I mean, maybe I have a serious case of greener grass, but I don't think so. They had a wall of flat screens that had an orgasm of system stats just scrolling across the screen. Seriously. It was like techie porn. They had flat screen monitors...multiple flat screen monitors...5 or 6...so they could do a lot of shit. Without Alt-Tab. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS COMPANY. I would tell you everything if I could without violating a multitude of federal laws. But, let's just say...if this company bends me over...I will totally be their bitch.
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