My answering machine will fuck with you.

I got home from work today to find the following message on my answering machine.

"Hello. We would like you to take a moment to complete this brief survey. Are you currently registered to vote at this address? Press 1 for yes and 2 for no.

I am sorry, that is not a valid response.

Are you currently registered to vote at this address? Press 1 for yes and 2 for no.

I am sorry, that is not a valid response.

Are you currently registered to vote at this address? Press 1 for yes and 2 for no.

I am sorry, that is not a valid response.

Are you currently registered to vote at this address? Press 1 for yes and 2 for no.

Thank you for taking the time to take our survey. Based on your responses, we will send coupons to the address registered at this phone number."

Is it weird that I can't wait to see what coupons I get? I hope they are for porn. Because, seriously, who doesn't want an answering machine that gets you coupons for porn?