10 things I just don't understand

1. Getting a tattoo of your dog. Or your cat. Or your your albino ferret. I love animals as much as the next person (give me otter or give me death) but a tattoo? Really? No. 

2. People who order sandwiches with no bread. Get a salad. Or, really, anything. But a pile of turkey and cheese with a side of mayo is weird.

3. The als ice bucket challenge...good cause, I know. But so fucking annoying. 

4. My job. I would elaborate if I could. Ugh.

5. How rioting is a solution to violence. And how violence is a solution to anything. And sending tear gas into a crowd of elderly people and children. Mostly just violence as a solution.

6. My addiction to cheese fries

7. My cat's inability to shut the fuck up between 3 am and 7 am

8. Why when it rains it pours. Just one thing at a time, universe.

9. People who are gluten free that order pasta. Because you can't have a gluten allergy if you don't know what the fuck gluten is.

10. The Kim Kardashian game. That I can't stop playing. Send help.