Monday, June 6, 2011


I need help. Big time, huge, intervention style help. I have crossed a line and there is no turning back. 

I started watching Lost. And. I. Can't. Stop. Nope, can't do it. I watched 15 episodes in 24 hours. I am watching it now. I will stay up into the wee hours of the morning watching until I can't keep my eyes open. Then I will go to bed, only to wake up, run downstairs and start watching it again.

How did people watch this for 6 years and not go hysterical with curiosity from episode to episode? I can hardly stand the time it takes for Netflix to queue up the next episode. The"commercial" breaks, which are 3 seconds of black screen, annoy the living shit out of me. 

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. What is the monster? Why does the island talk to people? What's with the French bitch? WHO IS ETHAN? Why did the psychic tell the pregnant woman she had to raise her own baby? Why did he put her in danger? Why is the warthog stalking Sawyer? 

And all of you know the answers to these questions. And are thinking THERE ARE SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS and I can't stand one more second of it. I need to know everything right now. 

And the boy sits here like, oh, do you know who so and so is yet? Oh, this part is important. Have people started disappearing yet? AND THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS AND I DON'T MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE. I want to drill into his brain and suck out all information pertaining to Lost. 

So, all of you fall into two categories: those who have watched the series and can openly mock me until I finish it and those who need to watch the series. With me. On my couch. I need emotional support. I will provide the beer.

1 comment:

KRACKLE said...