Monday, November 30, 2009

We now interrupt your regular scheduled programming for this brief service announcement.

If you are not a food TV addict like I am, feel free to just skip this post entirely. I could watch Top Chef every moment of everyday and learn something new each time. I want to learn. I want to absorb their talent through the TV. I cannot tell you how many times I have watched that show and concentrated so hard I could almost taste the food.

Chef Academy on Bravo is amazing. It is nothing like what I am going through, but still amazing. I wish I had that kind of one on one relationship with my Chef instructors. I don't so much wish that a French porn star was a part of that, but would jump at the chance regardless. You know what pisses me off? All they do is bitch about how hard he is on them. He can be a dick, yes. But he is right. He is talented. To learn from him? To have that experience? People would kill for it.

Shut the fuck up and learn everything you can. So you get yelled at. Swallow your pride and learn from it.

Also? A tailor? Really? I am pretending it didn't happen.

Rant over. Thank you for playing.


Bradshaw said...

I'm not a chef, don't claim to be. I like to cook and bake and things like that, but it's nothing hugely talented. BUT. I am ADDICTED to Food TV. Top Chef finale in a week and a half? Yes please. Food Network Challenges? Every day of the week, if you don't mind. I like to feel like I'm living vicariously. It's fun. I would also like Alton Brown to live in my kitchen cabinets. Because how cool would that be?

Erratic said...

Food TV is the best thing ever. You don't have to be a chef...a pure and simple love for food is a pretty amazing thing.

Alton Brown...just awesome. I want to somehow absorb his knowledge. I often wonder if he actually has this knowledge or if it is scripted.