Fork Lift = Bad

**How the conversation went in my head:**

Boy: We should get a DVR for the bedroom.

Erratic: We already have two. Don't you think that is a bit excessive?

Boy: We could record stuff to watch together in bed.

Erratic: Or we could talk or, you know, not watch T.V.

Boy: I think it is a good idea.

Erratic: We are going to end up like those people on Jerry Springer where they spend all of their time in bed watching T.V. eating fast food and chips and drinking beer and all of a sudden, fuck, they are like 700 lbs and can't get out of bed and Jerry comes in and fork lifts them out. And I am not really sure what happens after that, because I am too grossed out, so I turn the channel. But I bet it is not good.

Boy: You're right. You're always right. It is TOTALLY unnecessary. You know what we should do instead? Get an otter.

Erratic: I knew you would see it my way.

**How the conversation actually went:**

Boy: We should get a DVR for the bedroom.

Erratic: We already have two. Don't you think that is a bit excessive?

Boy: We could record stuff to watch together in bed.

Erratic: Or we could talk or, you know, not watch T.V.

Boy: I think it is a good idea.

Erratic: Fine. I'll call tomorrow and get prices.

Life really is a lot more interesting in my head. You should try it sometime.